French boobs

Like many expats in France, I have lots of issues with French women. But the one thing that really bothers me is their boobs. No, I'm not talking about how they flaunt them or how they are all over the billboards and magazines. I'm talking about the unnecessary and unhealthy bounce that goes on when a French woman decides to go running.

Since the nice weather is finally here, the fleece jumpers have come off. And with them, any semblance of mammary support. Don't these women know the damage they are causing to their ligaments? Don't they realize that even small boobs can sag? Don't they worry about the poor American who cringes everytime she sees their poor boobs bouncing this way and that?

Ok, fine. You might say I'm a little obsessed with boobs at the moment - with the on going battle with my medela lactina plus. You might even say I'm a running snob (yes, I look at what type of shoes people are wearing and think that anyone running with music is not a real runner) but I am an advocat of the healthy and happy breast.

If you're concerned about boob bounce, check out the bounceometer. It'll get you thinking and it's kind of funny to play with...